Folk Visdom
3/27/2010 12:57:00 AM | 
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Folk Visdom
- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
- Age doesn't always bring wisdom, Sometimes age comes alone.
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- One of life's mysteries is how a bottle of whiskey can make a girl gain five pounds.
- There is a skinny little creature inside me trying to get out, but I can usually sedate her with a few pieces of chocolate.
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. - She took an IQ test and the results were negative. - When there's a will, I want to be in it! - Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! - He who laughs last thinks slowest. - Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards? - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Saying nice things behind peoples' back
SAYING NICE THINGS
-- BEHIND PEOPLES' BACK --
People normally drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
If you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate.
She has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
I can't say he's the sharpest knife in the drawer!
She must've got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
He has a room-temperature IQ.
Oh, she's a gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
Yes, he has a photographic memory -- but with the lens cover glued on.
She is definitely a prime candidate for natural de-selection.
He is as bright as Alaska in December.
He must've fallen out of the family tree.
Even one-celled organisms would outscore her in IQ tests.
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